On this…
14th October 2010
Hello.
The this in question is a short animation I have writted and directorised.
I’ve called it ADOPTED.
Hope you enjoy.
(warning: contains swearing and nuts)
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On a story Nick told me
24th September 2010
My friend Naughty Nick told me a story yesterday.
On Big Brother
13th September 2010
On Saturday morning I got up, watched the last ever Big Brother and cried. Quietly maybe so the neighbours didn’t hear, but there were definitely tears.
On Five Easy Pieces (1970)
8th September 2010
Hello and welcome to THIS – a blog dedicated to the best film of all time.
On Smiling
20th August 2010
Dearly beloved,
We are gathered here today to observe a short blog (yes, another one). In fact there’s barely any writing in this one, mainly on account of my having removed the tips of my fingers in an effort to commit a succession of massive bank heists while avoiding detection.
On the World Cup
7th July 2010
England may have been pi$$ poor and the World Cup may nearly be over, but before we have to stare the Premiership full in the face again here’s my World Cup blog.
Or at least it began as a World Cup blog…
On Greg’s wedding
23rd June 2010
Hello chums – what gives?
It’s a beautiful day here in London: the sun is shee-aye-ning, the tits are beating the pigeons to the birdfeed on the balcony, and the World Cup – and World Cup ball – are in full swing, reminding me of the pleasures of working from home.
Could there be a better time to write a brief description of my recent trip to Singapore to attend the wedding of an old friend? In a word, “certainly not”.
On Alan Watkins
11th May 2010
A year ago an old friend of my father’s emailed me. “There’s someone you must meet,” he said. “His name is Alan Watkins and he’s one of your dad’s former Fleet Street cronies.”
On Eat Me Magazine
29th April 2010
Dear friends, foes, hoes and mo’s,
How are you?
Peckish?
On recent photographs taken by me, Saul Wordsworth
8th April 2010
A big hello to those reading this, and a small one to those not.
Tonight, Matthew, I’m going to be dealing mainly in visual aids…