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On pigs and monkeys

1st February 2011

– THE world is an wasteland of grief beset by pestilence, war, famine and death.

– THE coalition government is dismantling brick by brick all aspects of British life held dear.

– ANDY Murray was annihilated by Novak Djokovic in the final of the Australian Open.

Which is why we all need this (sound required).


On Anatidaephobia

14th September 2010

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck.

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On last Friday

11th June 2009

Who likes dogs? Do you like dogs? Do you lick dogs? I like ‘em, always have done. Dogs are skill. FACT. And for that reason, last Friday was a veritable treat for one Saul Arthur Tanat Dorothy Salaman Wordsworth.

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