FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

  1. What time is love?
  2. Are we nearly there yet?
  3. Would you like to come up for coffee?
  4. Why does it always rain on me?
  5. Why aren't books square?
  6. Is there anyone sitting there?
  7. Will I be able to walk again, doctor?
  8. What happens when we die?
  9. What does FAQ stand for?
  10. Are there any examples of procrastination in the animal kingdom?
  11. What is the capital of Peru?
  12. Please please tell me now, is there something I should know?
  13. Where do all the helium balloons go?
  14. Four cars arrive simultaneously at the four points of a small roundabout, each one equidistant from the next. Who goes first?
  15. Can I unfasten your bra?
  16. Why do left-handed sportsman look so much more elegant than their right-handed counterparts?
  17. When will I be famous?
  18. What is wrong with clouds 1-8?
  19. Was it because I lied when I was 17?
  20. How much money can I expect to make from a fully functioning perpetual motion machine?
  21. How soon is now?
  22. What does banaustic mean?
  23. Why are you so cruel to animals, little Adolf?
  24. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
  25. Can I kiss you?
  26. Can I kiss you again?
  27. Can I kiss you a third time?
  28. Does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body?
  29. Who Let The Dogs Out?
  30. Why are you lying to me, you b*stard?
  31. Whatever happened to Pacer Mints?
  32. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
  33. Do you mind if I punch you?
  34. Do legs always run in families?
  35. Couldn't you have held it in til we got there?
  36. Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?
  37. What's it all about, Alfie?
  38. Why Don't We Do It In The Road?
  39. Is this a dagger I see before me?
  40. Why did you come here?
  41. Why do you think I came?
  42. Do you think this whole thing was a mistake?
  43. What do you think?
  44. Why are we doing this to ourselves?
  45. Why can't we just be happy like we used to be?
  46. Why can't we?
  47. Are you happy?
  48. Are you?
  49. Do you think we can make it through?
  50. Do you?
  51. Or do you think this is the end?
  52. Do you think this is the end?
  53. Will you stop repeating everything I say?
  54. Will you stop repeating everything I say?

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